The Swansea Gazette and Daily Shipping Register

^jTjwa ftron g mm bm will*, ««t SM In, A aan seldom begins to shew his temper «Ml In torn it. the rising generation own mueh to do Is aft d the alarum clock. Bachelors may lead biledul HlM| IbI jot Make a spinster believe it. Labouring under a mistake Is the most aapNflfc Ale of all employments. Kerve is required to maoafO a Boa, Mi 4^ flNMtcy to manage a woman. There is certainly enough mooey speat «■ Hf IIad to ruin to keep it la excellent repair. May: "Next to a man, what's the JolUoal Mm yon know of PM Ethel: "Myself, If he-a aim Stab when a woman is worried to death dto feemlt forget to see that her hat is en Bittysmith: "I am offered £100 for my IcMl laatimental song." Grimshaw: Hush-money t" "Rome wasn't built in a day, you know." "Ofct g wm put up under a Ooverameat contract, «m What everybody is willing to do to to arbitral* trhh a man to get away from him ametbim of bm. It's easy enough to write chequea 08 the Baak II Success, but one has to be properly ideatUM to ^et them cashed. Keep four troubles to yourself• when yoa toll feem mb are taking up tf>» time of tbo mum wfci a waitfaf to tell his. English Towaiat: "I understand you Aamwigw Meet *U your rulers by ballot t Gifcisgn i "Tee •11 except our wires." Miss Hoggins: My father is very good at m4> S faces.* Mr. Kissam: "Then I had hotter not nt any kisses here." Mr. Hiborn: "By what unit of me&suawmrit Muld you properly estimate a roan's devoMaa to you P" Miss Lowe: "The carat." The Bashful Lover: "Miss Emily, T tT homf* the (sweetly) "Do you, Mr. MammasdearP Bbv* Wouldn't you like to joip Othf sewing olau p" The Heiress: "Am I the, only girl in the whob wide world you love?" He: "No, dear; but m are the only girl I know who could afford to matf me." He: "Then I may live upon hope until next 8aa day eveningP" She: "Oh, poor fellow, is it u had W that P Hore, I'll lend you enough to boy a -"1." Two Opinions.—She: "No matter bow aaMH)* a man 18 be is aura to meat some other man who ll smaroer." He: TM: and about 10.000 wottMa wht think they arc r Printed by T. LoWE at Vaughan's Printing Works, 1; Salubrioaeji Place, Swaaeeat in the County of Glamorgan.