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JJtaw strong moa "aft wOU, ween mm am 818M. Ajmb Mldov ta|iH to itaw his twapsr «i fcs the rising generation own aatk to tta ImmM it the alarum clock. Baohelon may lead 1111. Vile a (piaster bellow it. Labouring under a mistake Is (ta snoot MfNflt tfcte of all employments. Metre is required to maasfs a 19m* Mi d|p> fltoMcy to manage a womaa. There is certainly enough ssoaey spMt M Wf Wad to ruin to keep it in exeelleat repair. May: "Next to a mu, what'* the jolllsst Mv you now off" Ethel: 44 Myself, if he's alee. ttorm when a woman is worried to death ilia Is isn't forget to see that her hat is on Sferalglft, Dittymnith "I am offered .100 for my I&W sentimental song." Grimshawj "Hush-money to "Borne wasn't built in a day, you know." "Ofcl ft was put tip under a ftsnnuittt contract, was What everybody is willing to do is to wtltoH wtth a man to get away from him sonsthisg Is his. It's easy enough to write cheques m the lial 4 ■ueoess, nt one has to be properly MaMM Is get then cashed. Keep four troubles to yourself; whoa yn !>■ iim yea are taking up tb time sf the mm wfcs m waitfaf to tell his. English Tourists "I understand yon JjaerieasM Meet all yoar rulers by ballot f Cttiaea i "Yes 811 except our wires." Miss Hugging: My father is very good a* vos4» <Sf faces. Mr. Kissarn: "Then I had hotter Ml 8liat any kisses here." Mr. Blborn: "By what uait of B«U«MSMS| SOuld you properly estimate a roan's dovsMM Is teu P Miss Lowe: The carat." The Bashful Lover: "Miss Emily, r.r- the (sweetly): "Do you, Mr. MammasdearP Msv- wouldn't you like to joip 01loI' sewing class P" The lIeiress: Of Am I tltf. only girl in tho whols wide world you love?" He: "No, dear; bat yww are the only gir1 I know who could afford to aaflH Me." He < "Then I may live upou hope until next 8m Say evening P She: Oh, poor fellow, is it as hoi «s thatP Here, I'll lend y)U enough to baf a .L" Two Opiaions.—She: "No matter bow ssMVt a 8811 ie h* issuff to meet some other man who Is smarter." He: T*e: and about 10.000 wommt who Wnlr tbor we Printed by T. Lowe at Vaugban's Printing Works, x» Salubrious^ Place, Swansea, ia the County ef Glamorgan.