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I C. ROWLAND.

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'I Where strong mm wflM, 4 nan seldom toegina to ahaw his temper waMl fct fcpa it. the rising generation own mush to KM fanWM It the alarum clock. Baahelors may lead blisifal HTMi Inrt yarn M#l 8Dd a spinster believe It. Labouring under a mistake h the most vapnA^ able of all employments. Verve is regained to rnanaga a Hm, Mi ip> Iton ny to manage a wOmaa; There ia certainly enough BtNMy xft m tttad to ruin to keep it in excellent reptflr. May: "Next to a man, what's the JolUaal tMag ru know off" Ethel: "Myself, If he's oict." IIY- when a woman is worried to death dha taean't forget to see that her hat is on Straight. Dittyarnith: "I am offered itlOO for my hMl tMttimeotal song." Grimshaw: Hush-money F" "Rome wasn't built in a day, you know." "Oh! ft was pat up umder a doverameat coafcract, waa What everybody is willing to do 18 to artoUgaflfc allb a man to get away from him something v II Wa. It'a aaay aaough to write oa the Balk «| 0ueeees, hut one has ta be properly ManMittito fat then cashed. Keep troubles to yourself; whoa yao tad tea ytm are taking up tfjs time at fhe maa win a waitiag to tell his. Enligh Tearist: I understaad yau la«i<w Meat all your rulers by ballot P Citiaen > "Tea all except our wives." Uiss Huggins: Mv father is very good at read lag faces Mr. Kisa<im: "Then I lun better aat pint any kisses here." Mr. Hiborn: "By what unit of meaaataaaMl aould you properly estimate a marc's dcnMat to you P Miss Lowe: "The carat." The Bashful Lover: "Miss Emily, I.r- fhe (sweetly): "Do you, Mr. MammasdearP Wtm- wouldn't you like to joip (w sewing class P" The Heiress: "Am I the only girl in the whek wide world you love?" He: "No, dear; but ym are the only gir' I know who could afford to auna •a." He: "Then 1 may live upou hope until next 8m «ay eveaingP" 3he.- "Oh, poor fellow, is it«aa haft W that P Hare, I'll lend you enough to bay a -'1. Two opinions.-She; "No matter how mail a tean to he is SUM to meet some other man wha It smarter." He: T«; and about 10.000 wbmou wbe thank thov ax* Printed by T. LowE a* Vataghair's Printing Works, i, Salubriousf Place, Swanseat in the County o^ptrlamorgan.