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JOt Where ttrong men havo wØz., weak ohm 4 man seldom begins to shew hit temper wMI hr Imp* it. ISte rising generation owea much to tho imM 0 the alarum clock. Bachelors may lead blissful Uvea, Wak-a a spinster believe it. Labouring under a mistake it the most unproO tfele of all employments. Starve is requiaed to manago • Baa# Mi Ap< leewcy to msSiage a woman. There is certainly enough money speat aa M|f fead to ruin to keep it in excellent repair. May: "Next to a man, what's the jollfeat xMmf ftm know of P Ethel: Myself, if hole alco." 8ven when a woman is worried to death SHm laesa't forget ta see that her hat is on straight. Dittysmith: "I am offered 9100 for my latagl Wntimental song." Grimshaw: "Hush-money P" "Some wasn't built in a day, you know." "Ok .I g was put up under • Government contract, VM What everybody is willing to do is to arbiter** witb a man to get away from him something ffc# to his. It's easy enough to write chequw on the Bank ok fueoeas, but one has to be properly identified la get them cashed. Keep ?«ur troubies to yourself; when yon WI Asm ym are taking up tb time of tito mm wltt m waifclag to tell his. JKngllfH Taurisfc: "I understand you Americaw fleet all your rulers by ballotP" Citiaen "Tea all except our wives." Miss Huggins: My father is very good at road* (Bg faces Mr. Kisaam: "Then I owl better not pint any kisses here." pint any kisses here." Mr. Bihorn: "By what unit of measurement toukl you properly estimate a la&K'i devotieai (a you ? Miss Lowe "The carat." The Bashful Lover: "Miss Emily, I—er-inpif» the (sweetly): "Do you, Mr. Mammaadear P Xow- Wouldn't you like to joip Ou-l sewing class P" The Heiress: "Am I the, only girl ia the whole wide world you love?" He: "No, dear; but you are the only gir1 I know who could afford to mafia ate." He: "Then I may live upon hope until next Sun toy evening P She: Oh, poor fellow, is it aa bad M that t Hare, I'll lend you enough to buy a *eal." Two Opinions.—She: "No matter bow smart a tian is he is sure to medt some other man who la smarter." He: "T" and about 10-000 wbrawn MU Wnk'. t.h.,y ar. Printed by T. LowE at Vaughan's Printing Works, T, Salubriousf Place, Swansea, in the County o^GlaicoTgan,,