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jWhM* *troag men hav* wflla, *r«aJk amm Mm*. A man seldom teegins to shew hit temper uM ft* bps it. The rising generation owes much to the invwtai the alarum clock. Bachelors may lead blisafal lim, out ym son% imke a spinster believe it. Labouring under a mistake Is the moat onpraflt 4Me of all employments. Kerre is required to man. flaautcy to matiage a woman. There is certainly enough money apont as tit Mad to ruin to keep it in excellent repair. May: "Next to a man, what's the jolliM* thfaur fau know of P" Ethel: "Myself, if he's nica. Owes when a woman is worried to death dha ioamlt forget to see that her hat is on rtval«M. Dittysmith: "I am offered &100 for my fatall j Mntimental song." Grimshaw:" lIush-money P- "Some wasn't built in a day, you know." MOlal It was put up under a Government contract, mm tlf What everybody is willing to do to to arbitrate fitb a man to get away from him something tb# hhio. It's easy enough to write cheques on the Bank al §u coeaa, but one has to be properly identifted la fat thetp cashed. Keep jpur troub'i«ss to yourself; when yoa taU feem ym are taking up tfca time af the man wfca m waiter tell his. English Teuriafc: "I understand you American* met all your rulers by baJlot P Ci tinea: "Tee all exeapt our wives." Miaa Bucgins: My father is very good at rea4- ta$facet." Mr. Kisaarn: "Then I had batter na| IJiRt any kisaes here." Mr. Hiborn: "By what unit of measwaaaaril aouVd you properly estimate a man's devaiiaai fit jrou ? Miss Lowe: The carat." The Bashful Lover: "Miss Emily, J-er- fa the (sweetly) "Do you, Mr. MammasdearP Bew- Vouldn't you like to joip ot-.r sewing class P" The Heiress: "Am I the only girl in the what* wide world you love?" He: "No, dear; bat yM are the only girl I know who could afford to maata me." He: "Then I may live upon hope until next Sh iay eveningP" 3he; "Oh, poor fellow, is it WA b" u that P Here, I'll lend y;)u enough to 1Mr a <teal." Two Opi.iona.-Sbe; "No matter lnw smart a man ie he is sure to meet some other man who It smarter." He:" Tm and about 10.300 womra wfc* tbintr t-boy &r* Printed by T. LowE at Vaughan's Printing Works, I. Salubriouef Place, §waneea; in the County ofjGlamorgan.