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Where strong men have wills, weak «m Ml 811bee. A man seldoia begine to shew his temper mMI Im kVM it. The rising generation owes much to the inoaMI fI the alarum clock. Bachelors may lead blissful HfM, Dill ym Mite a spinster believe it. Labouring under a mistake to the moot unpraflt Ale of all employments. Ilerve is required to mantfe KM, mi %• tMtacy to manage a woman. There is certainly enough money apart m tlIt Mad to ruin to keep it in excellent repair. May: "Next to a man, whatjs the JolliMt thtag you know of f" Ethel: "Myself, if he's ok* atven when a woman is worried to death Mm domlt forget to see that her hat is on rtratffct. Dittysmith: "I am offered £100 for my IMMl Wntimental song." Grimshaw: "Hush-money P* "Rome wasn't built in a day, you know." 80111 it was put up under a Government contract, mw ttr" What everybody is willing to do to to arbityMfc with a man to get away from him something W la his. It's easy enough to write cheques on the ø.IE.. tuceees, but one has to be properly identiAet to got them cashed. Keep r,-gur troubles to yourself; when you NO tiem ytm are taking up tM time of the son wfto rn waftteff to tell his. English Tourist: "I understand you AaerlCU1 I eteet all your rulers by baJlot P" Citken: "Tee all except our wives." Miss Hvffgins: Mv father is very good at read' tog faces." Mr. Kissam: "Then I had hotter not fnnt any kisses here." Mr. Hibora: "By what unit of meaaunaMi aould you properly estimate a mtwc's devoMee to you P" Miss Lowe: "The carat." The Bashful Lover: "Miss Emily, I—er-bea!" the (sweetly): "Do you, Mr. Mammasdear P Now. wouldn't you like to joil" 0-- sewing class P" The Heiress: "Am 1 the only girl in thewhete wide world you love?" He: "No, dear; but you are the only gir' I know who could afford to maaee me." He: "Then 1 may live upon hope until next Son iay evening P" She; "Oh, poor fellow, is it M hoc. u that P Here, I'll lend you enough to bar a tfieal." Two Opinions.—She: "No matter bow smart o man ie he is sure to meet some other man who is smarter." He: "*▼»»; and about IC.OOrt vcom*n wh* thinlr thov ar* Printed by T. LOWE at Vaughan's Printing ||Works, I, Salubrious Tlace, Swansea in the County offGlamorgan,