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C. ROWLAND.

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Where ttrMkg man lum we" OHM IR, tIWaM. A maim seldom begins to skew Idl tonper Mi to bm it. The rising generation oww* nth to to* iavtoM tf the alarum clock. Baehelors may lead blissful INet, Mrt jtm U&IL,- a spinster believe It. Labouring under a mistake it the ant "e of all employments. Herre is required to mausp a JØIa, tmd tMMcy to mmage a woman. There is certainly enough Maty sptat to Mtd to ruin to keep it in excellent npkit. May: "Next to a man, whatjs the j^UMktotoi fmx know off" Ethel: Myself, if h«'« tAm" Xven when a woman is worried to dttth rife toesn't forget to see that her hat is on ItnlfM. Dittysmith: "I am offered .108 for my IdMl tMtimental song." Grimshaw: Hush-money f* ilome wasn't built in a day, you know." 00hi it was put up under a OoTtnuit cntrul, vm %?I What everybody is willing to do is to vx with a man to get away from him somethfaag Itof II JaIl. I It's easy enough to write cheques as the Bash tl tucoees, but one has to be properly MtvMAti to get their sashed. It** mmr tiouttes to yourself; when ym Ml toent yen art taking up tU that ef to* Ml wfcg II waiting to tell his. English Tewri*: "I understamd ytu Amnlfm* Mtet att your rulers by ballot ? Citisei t "fee 3 all except our wites." Hits Bttggins: Mv father it Terr tMd at fm4< teg facet. Mr- Kissam: "Then 1 M htttsr Ml |Hat aay kisses here." Mr. Hihorn: "By what unit ef gaeaseress" "uId yeu properly estimate a in%ns dsvtHf to you P Miss Lowe: The carat." The Bashful Lover: "Miss Emily, Y <T t<mt* Sic (sweetly): "Do you, Mr. MammasdearF WwW. wouldn't you like to joir ovr sewing class P The Heiress: "Am I the only girl in the wMt wide world you love ? He: "No, dear; but ym are the only gir' I know who could afford to —IX Me." øe: "Then I may live upon hope until next 8MM ftay eveningP" She: "011, poor fellow, is it at toA M ttaatP Here, I'll lend yiu enough t. a <eal." Two Opinions.—She; "No matter how Mlrt t man it he it SUM to meet some other man who It smarter." He:, Tm and about: 10.000 womm wto ttinlr tbcø ,Iv Printed hy • T. a* Va-aghaa's Printing Works, I, Salubrious)* Place, Swansea! ia the County o^jGlamorgan.