The Swansea Gazette and Daily Shipping Register

Where rtrong man htn villi, wom om mil, old A mb seldom feegiss to thaw his tempt wattt to lHM it. Yfae rising generation owes amah to LmMNI It the alarum clock. Bachelors may lead blissful Uvea, ■&»<? a spinster believe it. Labouring under a mistake to the most unpraflfc- tfcle of all employments. Werve is requited to manafa a tala, md dip tMoaey to manage a woman. There is certainly enough money apart m MP Mad to ruin to keep it in excellent repair. May: "Next to a man, what's the Jolliaat Mm P*u know of P" Ethel: "Myself, if ha'a nte». Sven when a woman is worried to desth rih 18MB tt forget to see that her hat is on straight. thttyamith: "I am offered &100 for my latotf owimental song." Grimshaw:" Hush-mone, p. "Rome wasn't built in a day, you know." -at ft was put up under a Government eontMot, wm taP" What everybody is willing to do IN to arbitral* wtth a man to get away from him somethLaf fltof fa bis. It's easy enough to write cheques on the Bank «! Suceeaa, out one has to be properly identiiad to get their* cashed. Keep ^nr troubles to yourself; whee yea tell their y<M are taking up tt. tine of tIN man will « waitiBr to tell his. English Tourist: MI understand 7M Americas' Meet all your rulers by baJlot P Oltiaau: "Tee all except our wives." Miss Hugging: My father is very good at read tog faces." Mr. Kissam: "Then I had batter oat ^rtnt any kisses here." Mr. Riborn: "By what unit of neasonaMtfl MuVd you properly estimate a man's davotioB to you P" Miss Lowe: "The carat." The Bashful Lover: "Miss Emily, J-ll8ar. IIw (sweetly): "Do you, Mr. MammasdearP JfoW- wouldn't you like to joip 01* sewing clast P" The Heiress: "Am 1 the only girl in the wkola wide world you love?" He: "No, dear; bat you are the only gir' I know who could afford to maM ■ue." He "Then I may live upou hope until next Sua 4*5 evening P 3he: "011, poor fellow, is it as kni iatkatP Qore, I'll lend yw enough to bey a daeal." Two Opinions.—-She: "No matter how mm a maD ie be is sun to meet some other man who is smarter." He: Tea: and about 10.000 «o«m 1À8 tbiwfr thov are Printed by T. Lowe at Vaughan's Printing Works, I, Salubrious Place, Swansea in the County of Glamorgan.