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C. ROWLAND.

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Whare itrong man hava wilts, mwl amm ttHL «fches. A man seldom begins to shew his tamper Hi fe§ JMM it. The rising generation owe* muoh to the lowaft it the alarum clock. Bachelors may lead blissful Mm, owl JWQ «•% U&Le a spinster believe it. Labouring under a mistake to the moat •opNflt oble of all employments. Nerve is requised to manage m KM, mi flMuey to manage a woman. There is certainly enough money speat ea ftf Mad to ruin to keep it in excellent repair. May: "Next to a man, what's the Jolltot MM you know of P" Ethel: "Myself, If he's tdet" lIv- when a woman is worried to death 4to loomlt forget te see that her hat is on atraigM. Wttysmith: I am offered £ 100 for my liMl leatimental song." Grimshaw:" Hush-money P- "Rome wasn't built in a day, you know." aOhl A was put up under a Government contract, wis HP" What everybody is willing to do to to arbitral* with a man to get away from him something tttftf 1 ia hla. I rt's easy enough to write cheques on the Bank sk Success, but one has to be properly identilad to get their cashed. Keep 5§ur troubles to yourself; whe* yew taO Item y^n are taking up tf/S time tf Mm mas win la wa ftiog to tell his. English Tourist: "I understand you AmeriettW Meet all your rulers by baJlot P" Citisea: "Tea all except our wives." Miss Hoggins: Mv father is very good at re«4* to| faces. Mr. Kisaam: "Then I had hatter not print any kisses here." Mr. Hiborn: "By what unit of meuimaart 80ultl you properly estimate a WK'I devotiea to you ?" Miss Lowe: The carat." The Bashful Lover: "Miss Emily, T III Iml* the (sweetly) "Do you, Mr. MammasdearP NoW. wouldn't you like to joip 0- sewing class P" The Heiress: Am I the onll girl in the whole wide world you love?" He: "No, dear; but yww are the only gir' I know who could afford to mtm me." He: "Then I may live upon hope until next Sam day evening P" 3he Oh, poor fellow, is it as htA %» that P Hare, I'll lend you enough to httf a -.eal. Two Opinions.—She: "No matter tow smmt < man ie he is sure to meet some other man who It smarter." He Yrs and about 10.00O woroon wha inV thov kr* Printed by C. T. LOWE at Vaughan's Printing Works, i, Salubrious Place, Swansea; in the County of Glamorgan.