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Where <tn»iu; man have wtlft, w«a& outt 88i. «fl#hes. A man seldom "begins to shew his temper nnftU h* Jfesee it. The rising generation owes much to the iirnaMt ft the alarum clock. Bachelor?; may lead blissful lirtt, out you fcake a spinster believe it. Labouring under a mistake la the most onproOt %b«e of all employments. Jtesrve is requir-ed to manage m ikm, and tamacy to manage a woman. There is certainly enough money spent Ml tfef Mtad to ruin to keep it in excellent repair. May: "Next to a man, what's the j oiliest clttaf pvu know of P" Ethel: "Myself, if he:« aice Xven when a woman is worried to death ilia teasn't forget to see that her hat is on straight. D'ttvsmith: "I am offered jElOO for my latafll tsutisMntaJ song." Grimshaw:" Bush-money f* it hp wasn't built in a day, you know." "Ohl it was put up under a Government contract, w. tef" What everybody is willing to do is to ar'jitrafe With a man to get away from him something tkaf la Ms. It's easy enough to write cheques on the Bank d Success, but one has to be properly identified la ret thefr- cashed. Kaep ur troubles to yourself; when you tell lber-,i are taking up tie time of the man whs Mi wdiu to tell his, English Tourist: "I understand you Americas' <5sct asSi your rulers by bajlot P Citizen: "Yes all exegpt owr wifes." Mitis Nuggins: My father is very gooc at rea& ing faces." Mr. Kisaam: "Then I had better not frint any kisses here." Mr. Hiborn: By what unit of measurement e«nki you properly estimate a in v.'a devotion to fou P" Miss Lowe "The carat. rho Bashful Lovers "Miss Emily, f-er--bem r- the (sweetly): "Do you, Mr. MammasdearP Now- wouldn't you like to joip ow sewing class?" The Heiress "Am I the only giri in t'he wbea. wide world you love Hf: "No, dear; but yon are the only gir1 I know whu could afford to mars* H(I; "Then 1 may live upou hope until next Sun liar; evening?" She: "Oh, poor fellow, is it u WA Mth&tP Here- VB lend you enovgn to buy » «eal." 'I wo Opinions.— She "No matter bow smart < nan ir> he is sure fco meet some other man who If smarter." He: and about irbe #"7-!r "h.f ry Printed by C. T. LOWE at Vaughan's Printing Works, T, Salubrious Tlaee, Swansea in the County of Glamorgan.