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i C. ROWLAND.

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Where strong men have wlHa, wsaJc onxt m. tthhes. A man seldom tegins to shew his temper oMl IM Illes it. The rising generation owes much to the IbtmM the alarum clock. Bachelors may lead blissful ling, out you MB* Mite a spinster believe it. Labouring under a mistake la the molt anpNflfe» tble of all employments. Nerve is required to manage a ISoa* od iMnaey to manage a woman. There is certainly enough money spent aa tit VB&d to ruin to keep it in excellent repair. May: "Next to a man, what's the iollieet idriH f»u know of P" Ethel: "Myself, if he's aicO ben when a woman is worried to death dfes feesn't forget to see that her hat is on straight. Dittysmith: "I am offered £ 100 for my IaM| tentimental song." Griinshaw: "Hush-money P" "Some wasn't built in a day, you know." "OhI It was put up under a Government contract, was What everybody is willing to do is to arbitrate frith a man to get away from him something tlW to his. It's easy enough to write cheque on the Bank at Suooess, but one has to be properly identified to jet them cashed. Keep • fair troubles to yourself; when you tell them yga are taking up tt* time of the man wHo mi waiter to tell his. English Tourist: "I understand you American -.ct an your rulers by baJlot P Citizen: "Tea all except our wives." Miss Huggins My father is very good at rnadl %» £ faces.* Mr. Kissam: "Then I had better not Jnnt any kisses here." Mr. Hiborn: "By what unit of measuninMit aoulil you properly estimate a m m's doveMeN tt fou P" Miss Lowe: "The carat." The Bashful Lover: "Miss Emily, I --er-iM18 r. thH (sweetly): "Do you, Mr. ManimasdearP NOW- wouldn't you like to joip ots« sewing class P" The Heiress: "Am T the only girl in the wholo wide world you lover He: "No, dear; but yew are the only gir' I know who could afford to mMiM me." He: "Then I may live upon hope until next Sua 435 evening P" She: "Oh, poor fellow, is it u W u that P Here, I'll lend yiu enough to 1Nr a *>eai." Two Opinions.—She: "No matter bow smart man is he is sure to meet some other man who it smarter." He: Y*a and about 10.000 woraou wN #i'mV thov art Printed by C. T. Lows at Vaughan's Printing Works, I, Salubrious Place, Swansea, in the County of Glamorgan,