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Where strong men have wfBi, weak OMt tMu Whhes. A man seldom begins to shew his temper Mil fcft bw it. The rising generation owes muoh to the lafwM it the alarum clock. Bachelors may lead blissful (foes, Ml 700 «•* Make a spinster believe it. Labouring under a mistake Is the most ueprsflfc (hie of all employments. Nerve is required to manage a Hot, mi ftMiacy to manage a woman. There is certainly enough money speat Ml Mad to ruin to keep it in excellent Mpait. May: "Next to a man, what's the JoIlit8 tUsa flU know of P" Ethel: "Myself, if he's alee. liven when a woman is worried to death ilia toesn't forget to see that her hat is on straight. Dlttysmith: "I am offered £100 for my latafll tsntimental song." Grimshaw: "Huah-moneyr" "Borne wasn't built in a day, you know." "OhI 6 was put up under a Government contract, was P* What everybody is willing to do is to arbitMlt with a man to get away from him something thsf | Is his. [ It's easy enough to write cheques on the Bank d Bucoese, but one has to be properly identified Is get them cashed. Keep fpenr troubles to yourself; when you tad them yoa are taking up tu time of the man whs IS waiting to tell his. English Tourist: "I understand you Amerloaat Meet all your rulers by ballot f Citisen: "Tee 111 except oar wires." Miss Huggins: Mv father is very good at rea4 tag faces. Mr. Kissam: "Then I nad better Ml ^int any kisses here." Mr. Hiborn: "By what unit of meatufemesA touki you properly estimate a man's diwMss ts you P" Miss Lowe: "The carat." The Bashful Lover: "Miss Emily, T 11 liesiT" Pie (sweetly) "Do you, Mr. MammasdearP Bsw- Wouldn't you like to joir ow sewing class P" The Heiress: Am I the. only girl in the wM| wide world you love?" He: "No, dear; but jw are the only girl I know who could afford to maim me." He: "Then I may live upon hope until next But toy eveningP" 3he: "Oh, poor fellow, is it as haA WthatP Here, I'll lend ysu enough to btff a --I. Two Opinions. -She. "No matter how nttrt a man ie he is sure to meet some other man who It smarter." He: and abnut 10.000 wotamwfce tfoinV thcv ar* Printed by C. T. at Vaughan's Printing Works, I, Salubrious Place, Swansea,, in tne County of (Glamorgan.