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EXTRACTS FROM "PUNCH" & "FUN."

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EXTRACTS FROM "PUNCH" & "FUN." The Artful Russ. -On: an artful move is the Russian s last In preacking on Finland's soil, Of righteous tone were tlie words that passed. As smooth as the purest oil; Of laws to be mended, finance controll d, Reserving alone to him Permission the reins of Reform to hold- A right Imperial whim. Scheming thus on Finland s soil, The artful Russian is wasting oil. For the Western Pow'rs, though they took rebuff In silence, yet feel with scorn, How falsely he actoth, and know enough How loosely his honour's worn And slowly, yet surely,' the time draws-near When, casting mere words aside, These Western Pow'rs by their deeds must cheer Brave Poland so harshly tried. Scheming then will useless be, The brave young Pole will at last be free! The Serfs of Castle Hedingham, Ye wives of Castle Hedingham, ye matrons, and ye maids, Who follow in such thorough style the wizard finder's trades; „. Your shud'ring countrymen all in tones of loathing say, The fiends of Castle Hedingham, how horrible are c they!" Just like the savage feminines who own Dahomey's rule, They show the wild cat fierceness of the Charlotte Corday school; With hearts that scorn the softness that should female impulse sway, 44 The fiends of Castle Hedingham, how horrible are they! Ye men of Castle Hedingham, and ye that represent (?) The stain on England's franchise list in British Parlia- ment; t What say you, Major Bsresford, of this most Tory trait, The serfs of Castle Hedingham, how ignorant are they! ,Saint Stephen's could well at are you, and you'd be for once of use, If leaving Tory platitudes, you'd study to produce A landlord who, Conservative, could yet unblushing say, The tenantry of Hedingham, how well informed are they Scylla and CharyMis. Behold our trusty pilot, Jack, Between two whirlpools steering, And, whilst from Scylla drawing back, Charybdis deftly clearing. Not winds around his bark that sweep, Not roaring waves affright him, Nor sharks, nor monsters of the deep, That grin and threat to bite him. Him not the Great Sea Serpent can L Disturb with giddy terror, Nor either larboard drive the man, i Or starboard, into error. A hundred yards its head in vain Towards the stars upraising, Shaking aloft its horrid mane; Its eyes like meteors blazing. r Its tail, half severed from its head, With dire contortions lashes The billows into foam, blood-red, Which mess our pilot splashes. 1" Yet holds he on his middle course, And does not swerve or blunder, But leaves the snako with its own force To writhe itself asunder. UNWILLING LlBEBALiTT.—We have often seen a tempting advertisement headed "Money absolutely given away," but had no idea that the real fact had :any existence out of the pages of a work of fiction until we read the account of the doings of the Great Eastern. We then did comprehend it: since, to judge by the pecuniary results which have accrued to the unfortunate shareholders, the money they have ad- vanced has literally and completely been given away. RETALIATION.—The Nile has risen this year in an astounding manner, has swept away part of the rail- way, and menaced Egypt generally. Just what we expected. Old Nilus is revenging himself for the outrage committed on his privacy by Captains Grant and Speke. The Pasha will have a good action against Sir Roderick Vich Murchison. THE BIG SHIP AND A LITTLE DIFFICULTY.It is currently reported that the Great Eastern is to be sold by auction. That's all well enough, but we should like to know where they will find an auctioneer strong enough to knock her down, even with the help of the largest bidder. THE BEST FRUIT FOR PRESERVING LovE.-Kate was talking glowingly about "love-apples." That's strange!" exelaimed Charles, her accepted lover. il Why should love' be associated with apples ?' On the contrary, I thought that love always went in pairs." Kate smiled approvingly. WEATHER-WISE AND VVISE WEATHER.-Admiral Fitzroy has returned to his offices at the Board of Trade. It is confidently affirmed that the late gales fclew up tremendously on hearing he was not there. "ENTERTAINMENT FOR MAN AND HORSE.The name that they give to a hippophagistic restair/rant in Berlin is appropriately enough, since it is evidently done out of compliment to the animal devoured, La Salle a Manger." CONDITIONS OF PEACE WITH AMERICA.—There is a consideration which may have some weight in deter- mining the Yankees not to force us into a war with them, whilst they have on hand any such work as the siege of Charleston, and whilst we have a Channel Fleet of Ironsides disengaged. Two circumstances render it inexpedient for them to quarrel with us. They have too many irons in the fire, and we too many in the water. 'LATEST LEGAL SHAKSPEARIANITY.—" We re not Solicitors-General. No, for then we should be Colliers. (By twenty disappointed candidates.) OH WONDERFUL SUN !—The heat has lately been ,S'o great, and the sun so powerful, that we have seen cabs-tan'd by it in the open street! TRULY AWFUL!—Why are Grisi, Mario, and Patti like the highest garrets in a house ?—Because they are upper-attics. (Operation.) A HEAVY OFFENCE.—Shop-lifting. r Thanksgiving Services in the City of London.-Two excellent thanksgiving services for the late prolific harvest were held at St. Michael Bassishaw Church, Basinghall-street, and two sermons were preached, one in the morning by the Rev. John Finley, M.A., the rector; and the other in the evening by the Rev. Robert South, M.A., the lecturer. Im- mediately preceding the discourses a harvest hymn, Lord of the Harvest, Thee we hail," was sung by the congregation .and children. The collections and offertory for the day are to be appropriated to the benefit of the British Home for Incurables, whose hospital is now established at Clapham-rise, having taken the premises lately occupied by the British Orphan Asylum. Each of the rev. preachers, in the course of their sermons, made earnest and pathetic appeals on behalf of the excellent institution for the relief of incurables. Four Coast-Guardsmen Drowned.-A fatal boat accident happened the other day near Kingston coast-guard station, a short distance east of Little- hampton, by which four men lost their lives. It appears that four coast-guardsmen—three from Elmer station, and one from Bognor, took a private boat, sixteen feet long, and of narrow beam, and in the Bourse of the morning proceeded to Worthing, where they pulled the boat up and landed some potatoes. About half-past two they launched their boat and put to sea, with a mainsail that should have been double- reefed and a foresail hoisted. There being a strong breeze blowing, on reaching the Black Hock, near Kingston coast-guard station, the boat suddenly cap- sized, owing, it is supposed, to her carrying so much canvas, and the four men who were in her Tperished. The station galley was immediately manned and pulled off to the spot. The boat was picked up, but nothing could be seen of its occupants. It is conjectured that cOwing to the sea that was ,on, the unfortunate men were unable to swim to the shore, and were borne down by the weight of their clothes. One of the bodies, thatiofJames White has been recovered. The other sufferers are William Woolner and William Walker, of Elmer station, and Richard Rashleigh, of Bognor.

EXTRACTS FROM MANHATTAN.'

AD VENTURES OF AN ABSCONDING…

RUSSIAN BRUTALITY IN POLAND.

THE SALE OF SIR TATTON SYKES'S…

EARTHQUAKE IN ENGLAND.

THE IRON TRADE.

DREADFUL DEATH OF A WIFE.