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A PUZZLEK.—Merchant, to his clerk: "I do not wish to be inquisitive, sir, but I should like to enquire how you manage with your salary, which is £ 300 a year, to keep a trotting horse, occupy a box at the opera, speculate in stocks, and wear diamond rings P" AN ALDERMAN was heard the other day getting off the following specimen of what may be called "corporation" logic:—"All human things are hollow I'm a human thing, therefore I'm hollow. It is contemptible to be hollow, therefore, I'll stuff myself as full as I'm able." CLBCUMSTANCES ALTER CASES.—Wife (who wishes to be proud of her husband): Now, pray do not drink any more, Arthur you know it does not agree with you, darling." Arthur (very dig- nified) My dear lirrle wise, ris er perely chilish; is nos as if I errer drag ter egcess, zen is be er disserent sig." QUIET AMUSEMENT.—Curious inquirer: "Gar- dener, T>why do you water the side walk so much ?" Gardener, Sure, master has nothing to amuse him, and so be makes me keep the side- walk wet. while he looks out o' the windy at the ladies' ankles,"

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