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THE MISSING JOURNALIST.

ATTEMPT TO KILL A

MILITARY CYCLING.

SELLING A HUSBAND.

PLOT AGAINST THE CZAR.

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THE AGITATION IN IRELAND.

THE "AWAKENING" OF CHINA.

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IT takes two months to prepare for Christmas and three to recover from it; but we must remember that there are seven months in the year which are arranged for solid comfort. TEACHER Yes, my children, remember there is no human love equal to a mother's love." Little girl: Womens love their childrens better than their hus- band, don't they ? Very often." Yes, indeed. When we get the hiccoughs mamma gets sorry and tries to cure 'em, but when papa gets the hiccoughs she gets mad." No lady studies the printed fashions so faithfully as the one who hasn't the funds to follow them. Here is a matter of inconsistency that is worthy of the sex but the man who is similarly situated does just the same way. COUNTRY Customer (to waiter at city hotel): I say, I want a bottle of champagne, and be quick about it!" Waiter:" Dry, sir ?" Country customer (very indignant): Never you mind whether I'm dry you bring that champagne." "LOOK here, ma," said a young lady who has recently commenced taking lessons in painting of an eminent artist," see my painting can you tell what it is ? Ma, after looking at it some time, answered, Well, it is either a cow or a rosebud—I am sure I cawt teU which."

MARRYING JOHN CHINAMAN.

STARTLING NEWS.

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