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THE BATTLE OF DEBBAH.

CARDINAL MANNING ON HARBOURS…

SERIOUS ACCIDENT ON A RAILWAY.

jA DOG'S SAGACITY.

AMBITION'S LADDER.

SUICIDE OF A PRISONER.

HIGH JUMPING HUNTERS.

ATTEMPTED SUICIDE OF A CORPORAL.

A JUVENILE THIEF.

TEMPERANCE FETE AT THE CRYSTAL…

SHOCKING ATTEMPTED SUICIDE.

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AN INTERVIEW WITH THE KING…

DEATHS BY DROWNING.j

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THE BITTER CRY.—Brown (of the Daily Chrono- graph) Well, good-bye, old man; I can't ask you. to liquor, I'm off to "Slum" for our- people, so I've left my purse at home." Jones (rising artist on the. Graphistrated) Ha! Why, I've done just the same. I'm on the sketch for a fancy fair; you know. Ta-ta Better luck next time." [Exeunt] —Fun. QUEER FIsH.-Visitor (just arrived from town) Now, my good man, tell us the truth. Have you got an epidemic amongst the mackerel off this coast ? Ancient Mariner: Lor', sir t I couldn't !ell owt but the truth ef I tried hever so hard. Seen any heppidemics amongst our mackerel ? Why, I got one in our net last week as weighed nigh on twelve pounds. Just you an'your good lady let m.^ take yer for a sail, 111 show you heaps of heppi- demics Fun. AN EXCEPTION TO, THE LOVE," RULE.—Miss Iss Sissie. Debenham Yes; and tell me, Mr. Darcy, please, what it was you meant when you called out thirty, love!' ta Miss Dawson, at tennis just now ? MF. Paul Darcy That merely implied, Miss Sissie, that I was thirty, and Miss Dawson was nothing- nothing to my thirty, you know." Miss S. D. (demurely); Oh, then, when you say love,' Mr. Darcy, it always means nothing, does it ? Mr. P. D. (mashingly) "Indeed it doesn't, Miss Sissie. If I were to say it to you, for instance, it would mean—why, whole volumes," [Left scoring.]—Funy

A MODEL SCHOOL TEACHER.

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