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A GLANCE AROUND ''

BARRY AND CADOXTON LOCAL BOARD.

BARRY AND DISTRICT TRADES…

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AROUND PENARTH.

" VOICES FROM AFAR."

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VOICES FROM AFAR." [BY THE MAN IN THE MOON.] AFTER ELECTION MEETING. Mr. Y. Were you at our meeting last night 1 It was fine fun. Mr. Z. No, but I heard that the gentleman was quite up to date. Mr. Y. Yes, but wnat do you think of your friend the doctor ? Mr. Z.: What did he say. Mr. Y. Why, he said if we have any more doctors on our local bodies we should all get in a decline or a slow species of consumption. IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN AT A BARRY RATEPAYERS' MEETING. A. Don't nominate our candidate too soon. B. Why A. Keep him back or he will have to speak first. B.: But he can speak all right. A.: That is all very well, but put some questions to the other chap, and we shall then get our man to frame his-answers accordingly. HEARD ON THE MOORS. He Not- talk so loud my love, or Mr. Gadabout will put you in" Round the Towns." She Mr. Gadabout be bothered. You cannot laugh now but he puts you down in his book. He must be a nasty man. He Never mind, now. He will not see that. (A sound like the clicking of a garden gate followed.) HEARD IN THE THEATRE. Macbeth: Hang out your banners on the out- ward walls. Tradesman (in body of hall) Of course I do. I advertise on the front page of the Star. AT BARRY ISLAND ON SUNDAY LAST. A young Lady I do hope the Barry Company I will be quick and get their electric railway ready. Her Sweetheart Why, do you want electric shocks? OVERHEARD ON THE RAILWAY. Commercial Traveller Have you heard the latest from Barry ? 2nd C. T. No what is new down there now ? 1st C. T. Oh, I heard this afternoon that the Company had decided to advertise for a couple of gangs- of men. 2nd C. T. What is their object in doing so ? 1st C. T. Why, to beat the dust out of the cushions of the railway carriages. 2nd C. T. I am pleased to hear you say so, and trust that the clouds will soon roll by.

:VOLUNTEER INTELLIGENCE.

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