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MW DISTRICT NEWS.

NOTES FROM OGMORE VALLEY.

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BAIiRY DOCK POLICE COURT.…

PONTYPRIDD DISTRICT¡ NEWS..…

BARRY DOCK WEEKLY TIDE TABLE.

Family Notices

NEW BURIAL BOARD FOR PONTYPRIDD.

COTTAGE HOSPITAL.

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THE GRAND OLD MAN.

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THE GRAND OLD MAN. You are old, Father William," a young man said. Your locks and your wh; skers are grey But you're hearty and cheerful, and stronger than I, Now tell me the reason, I pray." THE ANSWER. CHOItFS- "I am healthy and strong," Father William replied, I am lively, and happy, and free, And if you would know why I always am so, Just listen a moment to me. Don't trouble the doctors, nor swallow more pills But send to the nearest drug-store For EVANS QUININE HITTERS, just what you need, To its frequent and regular use take good heed, And you'll never feel ill any more." My nerves are quite shattered, my appetite's gone, 1 m afraid I'm just wasting away, Yet though double my years, your strength still appears As though it would never decay. I avi healthy and strontj." A'v I am lonely and sad when I'm left by myself, Though with friends I can never be gay But you are quite lively and joyous and free, Please tell me the reason, I pray. I am healthy and strong." ,5"e. I can't get a partner to share my sad life— The ladies all answer me Nay," I'm always depressed when they're at their best. Oh, tell me the reason, I pray. I am healthy and strong," I've swallowed vile nostrums and pills beyond count, J My vitals seem eaten away, But still I am sickly, while you are quite blithe. As lively and brisk as the day. I am healthy iand strong," t)'(! There must be some cause for your excellent tone. Some cause why I'm wasting away, I'd give half my wealth to possess your good health, 0, tell me your secret, I pray. I am healthy and strong' S'c.

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