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BOUGHT AND SOLD. I

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BOUGHT AND SOLD. I By J. PCBCHAS, Esq., Author of "Poems and Ballads." I FITZMAMMOX LOQUITUR. I How did I with a face ao plain, The hand of so lovely a lady gain ? What was the spell i breathed in her ear ? Ou'.y listen-and ye shall hear. You think, perhaps, I told her that She was my spirit's radiant queen, And walked in beauty like the night'- But, no! I was not quite so gresn You think, perhaps, I told her how, For her I witli tears I strongly shook And how I showed her all my heart,— I only showed iny banker's book. You're not so plain!" said she, forthwith I kissed her rosy lips with vigour, Ah, Fitz, we girls don't mind the face, We only care about the figure So long as that be good, no girl Will say, Oh, what a frightful man Enlightened maid my figure is Just fourteen thousand pounds per ann. Still, sir, to honour and obey' Is a vile phrase, I can't consent!" But, Clara here's a prettier phrase- A splendid marriage settlement! Be mine, be liappy-for 'tis gold, Not sentiment, that life canbless, Will you be mine ?" methought her lip tJrcIV bloodless as she answered—" Yea." So we were wed, and now we live On some such terms as fire and water, Although she is my lawful wife, For all the world knows that 1 bought her. MORAL. Ye! who would marry by THE SCALES, In this, the heart-in that, the gold, Remember, when the Wife is bought, As surely is the Husband SOLD

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