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f!j (.; II .8 8 TAX 0-; BEAUTY.âDe'n Swtt pr,p,secl to tax female b'aun, and to leave every Jady to rate ht-r own charms. He said the LLx would be chpertuUypaij and very pro. ductive. MoTf\"E To IIATIrNfo-,y.-A young !adywhowas lately tijd to the al-,ii t'om a bc.vdiiig-,icllo(, confessed that sLl' becam ;¡ wi: IJJ onkr that shftTjjght be at li- berty to lie m bed as lonf; as shf- pte:tsed in the morning, a!!fi have buttered tuast for breakfast' T\XEs.âh is woilderfui huwwe differ in our varioux tctim.itt.-s of tixition. The heaviest with !t rich man is a tax on propertyâwith the n)crcha.)r, on his timeâwith t!i<' old m;m,oti h'x stre;qtii-with the irritable one, on his patienceâwnh families, ii P,,Il-t3x-witli sc&OcJboys, Syntax. A D,)%I)--STic Discussion.âA farmer was elected to a cnrporalship in a mHnia comparty. His wite, after dis- coursirtg with him for some tuae on the advantages which the t.imUy would ,h:rit:, frutf) his exahation, inquired, in a donbtfut tot!e. Husband, wit! it be proper tor us to let o'tr chUdrr n play whh tht; neighbourt" oow ?" One of the htttc urcfitns t.ag-er]y a.ked, Are we all corporal?" Tut: (faid the motht-r.) ho)d your tongue there is no onf corporal bu: your father and nlyself.jl?mr"xAnoc- doas. 11 -C,srNO. Mooiona) (Lord W. Lennox) then, will go together." I observed. a? my buggy drove up to the door. 0. course; HooK ..Hd EYE a!wavs go leather." was the response of my companion, as he got'"to the vehicle. Thus ccrrinieticed the sport; and off we went. To repeat a!i that was sa<d during our drive wouid form a large t: L,iLili, effaces; the celebrated abridgment of the 111 hhy vol.jn;es Mio, would be nottung to it it w..s a regular running nre. pan, anendote. tong, im- provise jcsrf!. a cptttury 01,1, clisiiiterred, as good at new! vent'rat)Ie Joe I JHer., r,:vl\'t:d and decked out in modfrrt fashionable a!nrc; j.JCS, manufactured 0:) the spot, 01 every conceivable V¡H1cty and pattern, some bad enough :o rake r.ttik v-.¡¡h the vcn- Lest. So far from recounting I d.-spnir of conveying an idM of t')c!r profusion. he plainest of ped(,5t"HJ:>, or the commonest name over .1 shop door, was sunicif't to start him otf. "Ah!" said tny compa'tion, Hawes. eurgeon;' that reminds me of two tin s I made on a saw bone of that uame durmg the severe winter of 1814.- Perpe:u.d frt'e,lÃn¡:{s arid perpetual thawa, Thoogh b,d enougi) for M [PS, are good (or HAWES. As we reached auxh.iU bridge, I wonder if thi* brifigf pny;,?" I remitrh-d. Go over it, and you'U be rof-LED." rep!ied ttx' ever-ready punster. So," Kaxt he, addressing the gattkeepcr, who was hoarse, You haven't recovered your voicf yet." No, Sir," was the answer, t\⬠caught a fr<thh cutd." But why did y<i) catch a FRf:KKCt«<" ai..tick ¡ "why did'nt you have ;t CUKED?" On we went, from eubject <o Bubject, and pun to pun. To show that the iiiimi.,givitig perpetrator of pleasantries inr.utnfrnbie mvcr Binched. or tbr< w a chnnce away. the sign of the "Three Raveni! at Button, at we passed it. "uMested the M&CLiaLl. "Tt. teHow CM.m< be tt.AVt.t- n):)d I ititnediately after, we discerned < pMty of lihør4:T empbyed in t.t(t)ttn? <!<tH. *'What are yo<t fh, inquired ?ok. "Bering fbf<<?tef. rep!n'd < BW'"<: clod. "Wt>care at ? lw-

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