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CLUB WINDOW. I King George follows the recruiting figures very carefully. In a conversation a little whIle ago with Lord Kitchener, his Majesty was able to give the precise recruiting figures in a certain district off-hand, with- out having to consult any reference papers.  Bul(raria is an en- King Ferdinand cf Bulgaria is an en- thusiastic botanist. His collection of Alpine plants is considered the most complete in Europe. He is a distant cousin of King George's through an uncle of Queen Vic- toria's. He v. as born in Vienna on Feb- ruary 26, 1861, and for some time he served as an officer in the Austrian army. He pos- sesses large estates in Hungary. Mr. William Jennings Bryan, the Ameri- can ex-Secretary for State, tells a good story apropos of his repeated failures to win the Presidency. -1 shall soon," he said, "be in the position of the man, somewhat the worse for wear, who came to a dance at Texas. The floor manager saw him, and told him to go out. He came back. Then the floor manager pushed him out. He came back. Finally the floor manager kicked him out. At the bottom of the stairs he considered the matter. I know what it means,' he muttered. They can't fool me. Those people in there do not want me to attend that dance.' Opposed to trusts and Imperialism, Mr. Bryan has ever been on the side of peace. As someone has said, he is "not only too proud to fight, but too good to fight." Mr. Edison is well known as a clever raconteur, and the following little tale, which he has related, has a particular point to it at the present time. A school teacher was questioning her class on general know- ledge. "Now, girls," she said, "what is the most wonderful thing that a man has ever made?" The class was silent as the -grave, but presently one small girl's hand went up and a triumphant look overspread its owner's face. "Please, miss, I know-a living for his wife and family," she said. Mr. Augustine Birrell some time ago, while travelling in a third-class railway car- riage in the north of England, found him- self in an amusing although very embarras- sing position. He was ony just in time to catch the train, and sat down hurriedly next to a little girl in shawl and clogs. Happen ing to glance at her a moment or two after- wards, he saw that she appeared very un- easy and was regarding him with no great favour. Then it was that it dawned upon him that he was sitting upon her news- paper. "Here, my dear," said Mr. Birrell, pulling the paper from under him and hand- ing it to her, "I'm sorry!" The little girl did not look quite satisfied; but she said nothing till a few minutes later the train drew up at the station. "Please, sir," she then inquired meekly, as she rose to get out, "may I have my fried fish? It was in the paper! < < Mr. E. Phillips Oppenheim, the cele- brated novelist, tells a good anecdote about a certain famous artist who one day made a particularly fine etching of a blacksmith. Some months afterwards, the blacksmith came up to London and called upon the artist at his studio. "Hullo!" exclaimed the artist. "What brings you here?" "Why," said the blacksmith, "I heard as how a prize had been offered for that there portrait you made of me, and I've come for the cash." < King Constantine of Greece is an en- thusiastic pedestrian. He has tramped, incognito, through many of the countries in Europe. In comparison with other Euro- pean monarchs, the King of Greece is poorly paid, for he receives only £ 70,000 a year for the maintenance of the Royal family. King Constantino married the Kaiser's sister in 1889. He was educated in Ger- 1T.t&y, received military training there, and has always been sedulously cultivated by the Kaiser, who wired to his sister:. "Tell Tino" (King Constantine) "I shall crush all who oppose me." "Tino" has six chil- dren, three boys and three girls, the eldest of whofti, Prince George, is fifteen years of age. King Constantine is a nephew of Queen Alexandra, his father, King George, who was assassinated in 1913, being her Majesty's brother. < Mr. Bernard Shaw has a characteristic that is not usual with men of his profession —he hates talking "shop," and will do everything he can to avoid doing so. This fact once caused him to make a very witty remark. Calling upon a friend, he knocked at the front door, instead of ringing the electric bell, and, as a consequence, he was not heard, and had to wait for admittance for some time. Later on, his host asked him why he had not rung the bell. "Well, him I ? answered Mr. Shaw, "I avoided it because I saw the word 4 Press' marked above it." < < < Sir Herbert Tree once, during the rehearsal of a certain play, asked a very young and by no means brilliant actor, who fancied himself greatly, to "Step back a little." The actor did so, and Tree woot on rehearsing. A little later the famous manager repeated his request, and the youth obeyed again. Shortly afterwards Tree once more asked him to "Step a little farther back." "But if I do," complained the youthful one, ruefully, "I shall be com- pletely off the stage." "Yes," answered Tree, quietly, "that's right!" Mr. Will a re p utation Mr. Will Crooks, M.P., has a reputation as a raconteur. At a lecture he caused great diversion by defining the difference between an optimist and a pessimist. The author, he said, was a colonel who confided the definition to him on his recent visit to the Front. "An optimist," he said, "is a man who has 'done' everybody, and takes jolly good care he is not done in himself. A pessimist is the man who lived with him." • # ♦ Mr. Ierpont Morgan, the millionaire, tells a good story about the late Mr. Pierpont Morgan, the founder of the family's gigantic fortune. The late financier was one day showing a friend his magnificent dog-kennels, when suddenly the visitor stopped to admire a particularly fine pointer. "That's a beautiful dog!" he ex- claimed. "What do you call him?" "Lord Rothschild," answered Mr. Morgan. "Why on earth do you call him that?" asked his friend, in surprise. "That's easily ex- plained," replied the millionaire. "It's be- cause he never loses a (s)cent!" Lord Fisher, years ago, when he was Commander-in-Chief in the Mediterranean, went to inspect a small torpedo-boat of only some two hundred and fifty tons. The young lieutenant in command—he had so much swagger, he might have been in chasge of a line-o' -battle ship—showed his superior round. The little craft was in ex- cellent order, but when Jacky reached the wheel he saw on it some most unofficial carving. It was an inscription, and it read, "Ut Veniant Omnes." "Hullo," said the Commander, "what the deuce is this?" "'Let 'em all come,' sir," answered the "Loo-tenant," saluting. Sir Thomas Lipton, some years ago, advertised for a number of new assistants for his business, and decided to interview them all himself. On a certain morning, therefore, he arrived early at his office to find a long queue of applicants waiting out- side. "'Ha, ha!' I chuckled," says Sir Thomas when he tells the story, "as I pushed my way to the door. Good strong men all of them! Just the fellows for I Bash! I was hurled across the pavement, hit a lamp-poet, and found myself in the gutter, and then a deep voice said, Wat's your little game, eh? You just line up b,ehind and take your turn with the rest of ?r"

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I ! ! SITUATION SAVED BY IRISH…

FARMERS AND LABOUR PROBLEM.I

IPRISONERS AT BLANKENBERG.I

BOY OF FOURTEEN FIGHTS TURKS.…

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MORE VESSELS SUNK. I

GERMANS AND LOST U BOAT. I

LABOUR PARTY PAMPHLETS. I

ICONTRADICTORY EVIDENCE.I

I TRAINS COLLIDE IN SNOWSTORM.

KNOWN AS "SOUND BLINDNESS."

MARQUIS OF ABERGAVENNY.

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DRESS OF THE DAY. ]

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FORGED TREASURY NOTES.I

IPERSECUTING GIRLS.

LIGHTS OVER DRILL-GROUND.…

MAN LIVES WITH BROKEN NECK.…

PRAISE -FOR -BUSWOMEN.I

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