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EDDA'S BIRTHRIGHT.

AMUSEMENT ON THE RAILWAY.

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BROWN'S EAR.â" They ten me Mr. Brown nas n great ear for music," said Henderson. "Yes, replied Fogg. "I knew he had a great earâtwo of them, in fact; hut I did not know that they were for music. I supposed that they were used for brushing flies off the top of his head." A JOCKEY met his old college tutor at a horse- fair, and exclaimed: "What brings you here among these high-bred cattle ? Do you think you can distinguish a horse from an ass ?" My boy," replied the tutor, I soon perceived you among these horses." FIRST Chicago Womanâ" We are to be admitted to the Church Conference to-day, aren't we ?" Second Chicago Womanâ" No, indeed. Didn't you hear ? They voted to keep us out. 0, dear. I don't know what to do with myself this morning. Well, let's go around to the court-house and listen to divorce cases. We're not shut 01: t of there yet." MR. PURSEPROUD, who has j'ht purchased a fine old vase, is endeavouring to impress his visitors with its nobility and antiquity. Mr. Purseproud- Ah, it's a beauty It belonged to General-er- General-er-what's his name?" Sarcastic friend, coming to his aidâ" Oh, ah, yes General Dealer, wasn't it ?" Purseproud and his friend never speak now when they meet each other. LUCYâ" Maud, that was a terrible experience of yours I" Alice- Just think I You wake up and find the house on fire?" Juliaâ"And are carried down the ladder by a fireman I" Emma-It In the presence of thousands of spectators I" Minaâ" What did you have on ?" Maud (sadly)â" A wrapper and my bonnet." Allâ"Which bonnet?" Maud-" Last season's untrimmed." AR P-o-o-r g-i-r-11' [Exit Maud weeping.] WELL, have you arrived at a conclusion yet r' said an irritated creditor to a man on whom he called to collect a bill. "I have,"replied the debtor, Well, what is it 1" "Having arrived at a conclu- sion, I intend to iust stop there."

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