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PADDY'S METAMORPHOSIS.

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PADDY'S METAMORPHOSIS. About fifty years since, in the days of our daddies, That plan was commenced which the wise now applaud, Of shipping off Ireland's most turbulent, Paddies, As good raw materials for settlers, abroad. I Some West India island, whose name I forget, Was the region then chos'n for this scheme so romantic; And such the success the first colony met, That a second, soon after, set sail o'er th' Atlantic. Behold them now safe at the long-look'd for shore, Sailing in between banks that the Shannon might greet, And thinking of friends, whom but two years before, They had sorrow'd to lose, but should again meet. And, hark, from the shore, a glad welcome there came— Arrah, Paddy from Cork, is it you, my sweet boy ?" While Pat stood astounded, to hear his own name Thus hailed by black devils, who caper'd for joy Can it possibly be ?—"half amazement, half doubt, Pat listened again-rubs his head and looks steady Then heaves a deep sigh, and in horror yells out, Father's blood only think-black and cuily already Deceived by that well-mimicked brogue in his ears, Pat read his-own doom in those wool-headed figures, And thought, what a climate, in less than two years, To turn a whole cargo of Pats into niggers MORAL. 'Tis thus—but, alas, by a marvel more true Than is told in this rival of Ovid's best stories— Your Whigs, when in office a short year or two, By a lusus naturae, all turn into Tories. And thus, when I hear them strong measures" advise, Ere the seats that they sit on have time to get steady, I say. while I listen, with tears in my eyes, Father's blood only think-black and curly already." Drumcondra. Irish Correspondent of the Times.

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