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QUiPS AND A little girl of eight or ten sl^"t^heeljl7iceSksqueezed dust was, replied that it was mud witn the J out.. ;r and nothing to MATCHLF.S..S MISERY.—Havm0 a » i"o light it with. ladies 0f a country A PUZZLING INSCRIPTION- The 5 „f the f.L- "iemmary are puzzled over tli«; ere(l (m tbe wall of the lowing inscription rewntly au examples, for building; "Young ladies should „ I young men will/l0X. A contemporary describes New iviND thinks he has a fine tenor voice how brickbat by a sleepless neighbour was vaccinated „ 0TRrrHArPlN:«3s:-N., man cm know what true happi- ness is who has never been married and had a mother-in- a* and a wife's aunt living ia the house with nun, a saw them die—American Paper. n)ale a THE G;:EEK <.VjoTATroN.Lord EE^RAYE very telling speech, whieh be vro'ind"! rr.;u;nents to tation, loudly applauded. ^ent ",n i tj10! force of his meet him with so, rising, he admit tc^ nn,ler. lordship's quotation (, £ ^tchj^d 'he ;.one a little Stand a wcrd). bu„ added tha id ilfU-e seen mat tli~ and completed the passage? qe!ise. He would prove it context completely f.,rthwbh rolled forth a grand to the Ilonse, be £ s0 well imitated that the whole string of majestic g°o Lord Belgravc rose again, assembly cried, the parage had the meaning and frank.v- admi )uMble tleman, an(1 that he fsTbcdrW.kedi^t the moment. At the end of the even- • who prided hinself on his classical lore, came up aiul said t» him, Sheridan, how came you to be so ready with that passage? It is certainly as you say, but I was not aware of it before you quoted it." Sherry was wise enough to keep his own counsel for the time, but must have felt delightfully tickled at the ignorance. of the would-be savins with whom he was politically associated. Probaie y Sheridan could not at any time have quoted a whole passage of Greek on the spur of the moment; but it; is certain that he had not kept up his classics, am a time in qnastioa must have forgotten the little he ever kTnWvt.v\T{he scarcity of coals the Gardeners' Maga- zine proposes the cultivation of the trees or ue i doubtless is a promising speculation, and it maj, perh p. pay posi t-rity ? But whose posterity? Before p estate for posterity one would like to be quitt snre that the propevty would be preserved for posterity by the per petuity of entail.—Punch. ■fa."TnWd the A CONSIDERATE HUSBAND. -1 oung Junior Pantheon? O Alfred, you said whe,i we w tu ma rierf y.y .» 2S& Yes, inv darling but I thought it WOU-J w;ndow you, the" next thanksgiving day, to have a good winU, and first-rate hinch."—PM" d mean to be Unsophisticated Cousin^ VJJrtd j ineau to be a sol- when you grow up, »' Unsophisticated Cons- dier; W wmm, *«*> in: ell, but soim You have never been m th?pt'k^ Why! I don't think I ever saw a soldier with- out one "—Punch •Pctxocxous BEAX-X. Three boys, aged respectively ipn tw«-Uv, and fourteen, were ariested recently m Mm- neaP0^3 stealing a quantity of photographs ana small S„,s. The smallest boy gave the following F' L 1 -1"A. eXVU\v\i\<ni of the cireums„.inc-s or tue TTg The boys sit with the girls, and the he ,lwa; lot, pictnres to I™ L!»"»SVSRI, WI.F 'L S;™ are not "iris enough to go round, and I sit with the boys. A' VOUII'BUT impecunious WIDOW H P. J&RA £ *I V °FF.™ JT&SR'W SS bachelor who owns a large farm il t d • she loves t i e ground he walks on, and perl.ctij TWS^^SWR «• "Whenever a fellow pops the question dint stare at your feet. Just throw joui a s +ilkin<T neck, look him full in the face, and commence talk nD about the furniture. (From Fun.) A STITCH I.V TIME —A sewing machine may be said to have reached the acme of perfection when it will work- a C°A TAKING PROSPECT.—Occasional Visitor, calling 10 leave a card "Family well, Jones? Ah Bahy thriving, Jones?" Jones: O yes, mum—bless 1m, he sa-thinin bootiful, he's a-hed measles, the 'oopm coff an the scarlet fever, well—an' now he's jist a-connng round of the small- pox, and a-thriving wonderful O. V.: • a a I don't think I'll come in, Jones, to-day Good morning A S\TTTT\~r Likeness.—Mr Edward3, the sculptor, is e„™SS 'n"\Tt oi Mi„ Etli.l. Wynne Wc hop. the likeness w ill perpetuate her Wynne-ing smile. A CONTENTED SPIRIT.—Old Invalid to District lsitor Well m'm; Mrs Parker here keeps a-talking of a better land, but I'm very well satisfied with Old England. It's good enough for me for the present, m m. A GOOD TRAIT.-Shuuld Britannia ever have a traitor in the camp, may he be an arbitrator. b THF. BANNS.—Dignified Clerk Are you going to marry yourself?" Facetious Patlander Arrah, now vvheii dul fver ve hear till of a gintleman marrying hims.df. Shu e ♦here' a ladv ffoin' to be married nlong wirl mt A NON-CONDUCTOR.—Energetic Servant of the London General Omnibus Co. (at Mansion House): f fW^n Reg'lit Circ's. West-end West-enaM Foreign Gentleman responds Poot me down at ze West-Endia Do,.ks WITH PENCIMVE SIGH.-At the moment of writing we are unable to say by how many pence the Income Tax, but he may rest assured s makes a material alteration m that, odious l^poshe only be followed by the tag.rag ar,d Bob.tail of Liberalism.

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THE ALL-ABSORBING TOPIC.

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A CO-OPERATIVE SOCIETY.

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THE SHROPSHIRE WILL CASE.

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