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-facts anb citimctEB. Mark Twain says that whilst he wag in England hi head was taxed—he believes as gasworks. "Your neighbour appears to have failed a good many times?" "Just twenty-four times. The next one will be his silver bankruptcy." Was that conjurer's exhibition successful, Will?" "I think be. I lent him a counterfeit half-crown, and he gave me back a good one." Amy: "Jack told me last night he had given me his heart." Mabel Well, ib is damaged goods. lie told me last week that I had broken it 1" Beggar Kind sir, I don't know where my next meal is coming from." Mr Overfed Ha Same old story, I presume. Cook left, and wife don't know a frying-pan from an orchid." Ah exclaimed the ctnribal chief, smacking his lips, what kind of a minister was that we had for dinner ?'' Vour Excellency," replied his t'ompanion, "I should say it was a prime minister Teacher I would like someone in the class to define the meaning of vice-versa." Bright Boy Its sleeping with your feet towarns the head of the bed." Mrs Dusenberry (sobbing): "Ob, it is just dreadful to b" disappointed in love Mr Huaenberry "There'tj something a good deal worse than that." "What, pray?" To be disappointed in marriage Whom do you consider the greater author, Dumas the elder or hia son ? Um—I rather think the son." B*h I don't believe he ever would have been heard of if it hadn't been for his father." Well, that's no, too." Mrs Society Now, dearie, be a good little girl, and go to bi-d soon, and ma must hurry off now." Little Dot Where's no goin', mamma ?" Mrs S. "I'm gni ng to a party, pet." Little Dot (gazing at tli- i-ecollett^ costum"): Is 00 goin' to dre^s oose^f when oo gets there ? Mistress.—This is scandalous, Bridget! Your young man has been here again, and in the parlour, too Liok at the dirty footmarks. Bridget.— Shure, it's yerself as towld me that the kitchen was no place for a young nun, so I asked him into the parlour, but the darlint's so much in love that he forgot to wipe his boots at all-at all. American Larly in Scotland Could you oblige me with an interesting little relic of this grand historic counrry?" Faithful Retainer: "Weel, mem, there's nothing on haun the noo but we're jist aboot afore the tourist time to gi'e the bluid on the stair of the auld murder'd abbot its yearly coat of paint, and gin ye've a vial aboot ye, I micht maybe gie ye a drap." A harbour authority the other day reported that a dangerous sand hank was forming outside the 9 harbour. A member proposed that two buoys should be station, d to mark the spot. Immediately up rose a new member with an amendment. He thought it would be more in the interest of theport to secure a man rather than two boys, for whereas a man would have nobody to talk with, boys would chatter and play all day and neglect their work. A COVERT SIDE STORY, -The owner of a shoot, a short-tempered apopietic colonel, was very much annoyed at a prolonged wait which followed the "beating of a small wood. Whab in the name of fate are you doing, Thompson? he bawled to the beeper. Get your beaters on to the next cover, man, and don't stand staring there like a stuck pig B,,g your pardon, sir," said Thompson, approaching his master with a solemn air, but there's a boy been shot." -Well, what if there has yelled the colonel, purple with fury put him in the bag, you idiot, and say nothing more about it." Susan Jane must have been scantily dressed when she was looking out for her lover and sang- He'll come to night, the wind's at rest, The moon is full and fair, I'll wear the dress that pleased him best- A ribbon in my hair.

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TREGARON.i

THE GREAT ROBBERY.

A^AET)IGAN FÅIR MYSTERY.

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BLAENAU FESTINIOG.

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OBICOIETH.

APPEAL FROM " THE MEN OF HARLECH."

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