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?cts ?nb ancles. t e bettitig on an absolutely sure thing save. 1 ?? ?' ?rry you home. Tn- ? butchers Why d!d you put up that l&w ?'?? the door?" "To prevent the servant girl. '?mwatching the scales." ? ?ow httle we know what Is in store for us," murmured the cabbage, as it hurtled through the air. H °??? ?? ? never dre&med of ?oing on the stage." ? I grant the doctor is a hundsome man but he ,° ?wtully conceited." She Well, wouldn't you be ?ouceited tf you were a handsome man ?" th' ?? ??? ??? o? muaic," said the gushing little ""og to the crusty bachelor. Not fond enough of it to *epp away from the piano, I notice," was the soft answer. ??wing the Line.—Teacher What ia an agnostic?" Observing Boy "It's a man wot believes in 'most every- MUng except religion." ? Resident of Maine. U.S., proudly No, sir—the words ?whtsky' and beer' are unknown in this town. Drummer," in an anxious wisper "What do you ask br tt S"? doctor bad presented his bill, and it was large. ?°?P" ??? Skinnint this is a pretty big charge ?" No doubt," retorted the doctor, considering the value 01 the hfe I saved." A little gir!, busy working a pair of slippers as a birth- day present for her grandfather, said to a little playmate, Ab, you are well off, you are. Your gand-dad has only one leg," Asceticism.—Father Why don't you work, my son ? If you only knew how much happiness work brings you, you would begin at once." Soc ? "Father, I am trying to ?M a life of self-denia.1 in which happiness cuts no ngure. ?o not tempt me." A Hopeless Task.—Employer (c-everely) Wh.-it lslald the letter I sent you to deliver, Michael ? Go and find it at once. From your looks I think you *Mt it in a public-house ?" Michael I did, sor—but ?t m bust if Oi can remember which wan!"

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