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c; 1d5 ,n11 Jjitntics I Native Teacher (to African convert).—" How do you uke your missionary Convert (in a brown study) Baked?" THE SAFEST SIDE.—Milkman (to applicant for situa- tion)—" You have bad experience, have you ?' Applicant—" Oh yes, sir." On which side of a cow 110 you sit to milk The outside, sir." an Ocean Greyhound.— Great Scott, \yhat a let food that man eats He must be what they call a stovvawav." first Nimrod Did you see the feathers fly when I hred?" Second i\iiarod (sarcastically): es I saw the feathers fly away witf) the bird T.THK PEXALTI OK A JOKER'S REPUTATION.—President Lincoln said once that the best story he ever resd in the Papers of himself was this Two Quakeresses were travelling on the railroad, and were heard discussing the Probable termination of the war. I think," said the j^t. that, Jefferson will succeed." "Why does thee think so ?" asked the other. Because Jefferson is a Paying man." "And so is Abraham a praying man," lbjected the second. "Yes, but the Lord will think graham is joking,the first replied, conclusively.— °°&ton Budget.. f PLENTY TO SPARE.—A man advertized for A ^•hree thousand husbands offered him theirs. He is ^till unmarried.. It is not so great a wonder that many people are literate. Everybody was born that way. Nurse See, Willie! you have two little brothers ^ren't they pretty?" Willie (remenibaring' the usual disposal of surplus kittens): "Which one "re A>e going to drown." ,Ir Porker: "Whit is going to be played at the 'heatre to-ni^ht ?" Mrs Wildest: It is not decided Yet." "How is that? All I know about it is what I fead in the paper. It says they are going to play Othello, or the Moor of Venice," but it Umn t say ^hich. For my part I'd just as soon see one as the °ther." •' Se would I." >"The health of Washington!" exclaimed old Mrs 'JacksoD, reading the big headline in the newspaper, fading the big headline in the newspaper. Why I thought Washington was dead." Aunt Mary Poor Budge Does your tooth ache yet? If 'twere mine, dear, I'd have it out at once." Budget If 'twere yours Well, auntie, so would I. Extract from a bride's letter of thanks i our beautiful clock was received, and is now in the parlour on ollr mantlepiece, where we hope to see you often." HE WANTED A FAVOR. Ue careful, sir called a patrolman to a man who speeding his horse on Cass avenue. What for V asked the driver as he pulled up. I'll have you up for fast driving." What is fast driving 'Vhy, over six miles an hour." Say, old fellow, take me into court, won't you ? If oil will only get it into the papers that this hoss was Soitig over four miles an hour I can sell him for 40£. If You will I'll try and help you some time."

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