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â¢Wh*.re Ct(,,Ilg «tt«n T-AWO Will*, wnM (MtW MK. «4>shes. A rnasi seldom t-'gins to shew his temper ttsMk hfc >S- The rising generation ewes atuoh fee the isveatai 40 alarum clock. ftachelon may lead biisafwi Bn*, cwrt JM mm* War- a spinster believe it. labouring under a mistake tt the oefonaAfc able of all employments. Nerve is requir.ed to mange a Has, and (bm.sef manage a woman. ThaM is certainly enough money epent OK Mg mud to ruin to keep it in excellent repals. Ibv: "Next to a man, that's the jollieei ftoif pou Snow of s" Ethel:" MYIlM, if b. aiat." Jtven when k- wom»fi is worried to Anrth aft i,.n't forget to see that her hat is mi linlgM. Wttysmith: "I ani offered .100 for my latorf wntisnental song." Grimshaw Hush-money t ⢠1 ftome wasn't built in a day, you know." "Qfel gt was pat up under a Government contract, was it ? What everybody is willing to do is to ar*>itm&fc srHh a to get away from him something ttttr Is his. It's easv eneuKh to write cheques oiL the fitak 4 Success, out one has to be properly identified to ge,, thcr -ashed. y,oop -4ir troubiee to yourwlf when ywc («S â Sham taking up tl< time ji the m> wte <4 tj° 4811 hls* gngligh Tourist: "I understand 4m Ameri^iM .t ali your rulers by ballot, P" Citihum: *e« &It eacuspt our wives." Miss fihigf ins: Mv father is very good at is" tee faces. Mr. Kisaam: "Then I had better M0 |Hcit any kisses here. Mr. fliborn "By what unit nt mwwwrt eaulrf you property estimate a n>i"s ASTOWMB you?" Miss Lowe: "The carat." The Bashful Lover: "Miss Emily, 1âerâkus?" Ibe (sweetly) "Do you, Mr. Manuna-sdear f Hoi% wouldn't you like to jail" Ob." sswixig class?" The Heiress; "Am I tin" only girl in the whofcs wide world you lovr.?" fle: "No, dear; but r- we the only gir' I bno.* who could afford to nw me." He: "Then I may live upon hope until next Shnn tey eveningP" Sli ⢠"Oh, yoor fellov, is it u baft W that P Sere, I'll lead y.iu to hay s --1. li'wo Opist(tho.-Me. "No matter bow IIIIIJIrI iman is be is sure to meet some ottier man mm fe tmtxwe." He: and atMut 10.000 wonMn IWak they u*

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