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C, ROWLAND

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Where ttrong man have ffflli, weak anflC kWfc â¢lahes. A man seldom begins to shew his temper NEW III Imms it. The rising generation owes much to the IsvmM 4f the alarum clock. Bachelors may lead blissful lives, out yon Make a spinster believe it. Labouring under a mistake to the most onpnU- ible of all employments. Nerve is required to manage. teautcy to manage a woman. There is certainly enough money speat Mad to ruin to keep it in excellent repair. May: "Next to a man, what's the joltf** pou know of P" Ethel: "Myself, if he's nice* Sven when a woman is worried to death dha isesn't forget to see that her hat is on straight. Dittysmith: "I am offered B100 for my JatIII antimental song." Grimshaw: Hush-money r "Rome wasn't built in a day, you know." "OhJ It was put up under a Government contract. Wtt bP" What everybody is willing to do is to arbitrrtfc with a man to get away from him something w Is his. It's easy enough to write cheques on the Bank t| I Success, but one has to be properly identified to I get theur* cashed. Keep «nsur troubles to yourself; when you taQ them yea are taking up tb time of the man VM « waitlag to tell his. English Tourist: "I fleet aft your rulers by ballot ? Citisen: "Tea all except our wives." Miss Huggins: My father is very good at W»4" lag faces." Mr. Kissam: "Then I nafl' better lrint any kisses here." Mr. Hiborn: "By what unit of touljd you properly estimate a mw'i devotifl* t* you ?" Miss Lowe: "The carat." The Bashful Lover: "Miss Emily, Iâer-»"b«!* She (sweetly) "Do you, Mr. MammasdearP How- Wouldn't you like to joip ottr sewing ctassP" The Heiress: "Am I the. only girl in the whole [ wide world you love?" He: "No, dear; but yo8 are the only girA I know who could afford to man* one." Be: "Then 1 may live upon hope until next Sott day evening?" 3he: "Oh, poor fellow, is it M ba4 MthatP Here, I'll lend you enough to bitj weal." Two Opinions.âShe: "No matter bow smart ⢠man ie he is sure to meet some other man who it smarter." He; V and about lO.OOfl wo«w wke %binU th.iv w Printed fey ft. T. a<fc T»a«ughaa's Printing Works, I, Salubrious Place, Swansea^ in the County of Glamorgan.